The Carrot

Behold! Inquisitor Gideon Ravenor in his vegetative state...

And the angel of the lord came unto me, snatching me up from my place of slumber. and took me on high, and higher still until we moved to the space betwixt the air itself.

And he brought me into a vast farmlands of our own Midwest.

And as we descended, cries of impending doom rose from the soil.

One thousand, nay a million voices full of fear. And terror possessed me then

And I begged, "Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?"

And the angel said unto me, "These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots!

You see, Reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day and to them it is the holocaust."

And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat like the tears of one million terrified brothers and roared: 

"Hear me now, I have seen the light! They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! 

Damn you!

Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers!"

-from 'Disgustipated' by Tool

Note the discolored gatling gun barrels, no doubt from shooting at many a varmint... 

We all know that Neverness wants one of these...

I mean come on, had I not posted that Tool monologue in this post, then somebody else would have in the comments. Hell, when I posted a WIP pic on facebook a little ways back, the above was one of the first replies I received. 

This was a fun little side project (not that I really have a main project...). No idea what I'll do with it now though, so this is currently hovering ominously in my display case. I have a 2nd one of these I'm looking to 'medieval up' a bit for use as a mobile root vegetable in effigy for Turnip28. But that's a project for a later date as WHFB-esque wagon wheels aren't as easy to come by as they once were. Will need some medievalish looking planking as well...